Damn that orange

I -keep- a basket of oranges on my counter
I put them there for -your- convenience
you can have any orange you lay your -eyes- on
but if it's not -peeled- right it will squirt you
if you want I can do that one -for- you
all of -those- are pretty hard to peel
-damn- it just shot me in the eye
I hate -oranges-